This post brought to you in two parts thanks to a hurried attempt at clean-up.
I present to you
NOT SO SCARY
Could also be titled “Pee’d My Pants” and then “Felt Silly When I Realized It Was Plastic” or “Woke the Neighbors with the Sound of My Scream” and “Insisted to the Police That Showed Up That It Must Have Been the Other Neighbors They Heard.”
No more little plastic bugs will be purchased for the male child any time soon, I can promise you that.